FARK is an alternative news source, with funny headlines for stories that he finds online. This one stood out for me:
Also in the news, Monks can meditate better than you
In other news, I spent my day fighting with OS X. Found one decent sized bug in their NFS server (confirmed with other folks). Basically, they screwed up Unix group ownerships. This is bad. Can’t believe they let the software get out the door with something like this in place.
I was going to write more, much more. Instead, I’m going to bed.