{"id":2123,"date":"2009-03-19T16:11:10","date_gmt":"2009-03-19T20:11:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/?p=2123"},"modified":"2020-11-27T18:06:41","modified_gmt":"2020-11-27T23:06:41","slug":"the-pellet-animal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/2009\/03\/19\/the-pellet-animal\/","title":{"rendered":"The pellet animal"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I&#8217;m working onsite with a new customer today, and I discovered this wonderful machine that dispenses excellent coffee when you push a button.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* Click<br>* <strong>grindgrindgrind<\/strong><br>* <em>wooooosh<\/em><br>* dribble<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And then you drink really good coffee.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The guy I&#8217;m working for walked by while I was happily pressing the button and holding my mug under the spout for a refill. He commented &#8220;yeah, now I know how the pellet animal feels.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That&#8217;s about the long and short of it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>click<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m working onsite with a new customer today, and I discovered this wonderful machine that dispenses excellent coffee when you push a button. * Click* grindgrindgrind* wooooosh* dribble And then you drink really good coffee. The guy I&#8217;m working for walked by while I was&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61,42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-bloggin","category-real-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2123"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2124,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2123\/revisions\/2124"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}