{"id":2029,"date":"2009-07-03T12:06:04","date_gmt":"2009-07-03T16:06:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/?p=2029"},"modified":"2020-11-27T16:22:51","modified_gmt":"2020-11-27T21:22:51","slug":"most-unclean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/2009\/07\/03\/most-unclean\/","title":{"rendered":"Most Unclean"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I was awakened most horribly this morning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My cat, Merlot, has a cancer of the jaw. It involves bloody drool.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This morning, I think that she was feeling sick and lonely, so she came and sat on the headboard above me as I slept.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aaaaaaand she drooled her bloody drool on my face. That was how I woke up this morning. Bloody cat drool to the forehead.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s a freak-horror show around here, folks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In other news, I can pretty much guarantee that the day is going to improve!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was awakened most horribly this morning. My cat, Merlot, has a cancer of the jaw. It involves bloody drool. This morning, I think that she was feeling sick and lonely, so she came and sat on the headboard above me as I slept. Aaaaaaand&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61,42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2029","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-bloggin","category-real-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2029","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2029"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2029\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2030,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2029\/revisions\/2030"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2029"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2029"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}