{"id":1926,"date":"2009-10-01T12:42:22","date_gmt":"2009-10-01T16:42:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/?p=1926"},"modified":"2020-05-09T06:49:11","modified_gmt":"2020-05-09T10:49:11","slug":"unpacking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/2009\/10\/01\/unpacking\/","title":{"rendered":"Unpacking"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Another milestone, I&#8217;m brewing the first pot of coffee in the new house.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Maia discovered the basement, only three days after being relocated to the house. I was carrying stuff around and left the cellar door open. On the next trip I saw cat ears shifting down the stairs. I was like &#8216;ah, crap&#8217; put my pile of boxes down, and went to retrieve her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The core problem with cats in the basement here is that I&#8217;m pretty sure that we have at least one cat-sized hole that would allow a clever and persistent kitty to get out into the mean streets of Dorchester. Plus, well, dirty cat footprints on my comforter are not my idea of a good time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When I caught up with her she was circling with her tail the size of a bottle brush and this look on her face like &#8220;DEAR GOD THERE&#8217;S ANOTHER WHOLE LEVEL TO THIS BUILDING! DON&#8217;T YOU PEOPLE REALIZE THE DANGER?!?!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was cute. Only moderate injuries were sustained when I grabbed her and hauled her kitty ass back upstairs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another milestone, I&#8217;m brewing the first pot of coffee in the new house. Maia discovered the basement, only three days after being relocated to the house. I was carrying stuff around and left the cellar door open. On the next trip I saw cat ears&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1926","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-bloggin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1926","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1926"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1926\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1927,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1926\/revisions\/1927"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1926"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1926"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1926"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}