{"id":1856,"date":"2009-12-13T23:14:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-14T04:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/?p=1856"},"modified":"2020-04-30T21:07:51","modified_gmt":"2020-05-01T01:07:51","slug":"the-mighty-shower","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/2009\/12\/13\/the-mighty-shower\/","title":{"rendered":"The mighty shower"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Let&#8217;s get one thing straight, right off the bat. I like my new bathroom. The one in Boston. I like it a lot &#8211; but there are bathrooms out there in the world that put it to shame &#8211; and I just bathed in one. I&#8217;ll spare the details of the act itself &#8211; but say:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* marble everywhere<br>* Niche for holding soaps and shampoos &#8230; and the back of the niche is mirrored.<br>* 11 foot ceiling with one of the big ass rain shower heads up top<br>* Deep tub next to that<br>* Frosted glass divider between the room of bathing and the similarly huge and opulent bedroom<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;ve stayed &#8220;nice,&#8221; and this place is outdoing itself. There&#8217;s a Huuuuuge Indian wedding happening downstairs &#8211; which doesn&#8217;t even ripple up to my windows.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Got screened for H1N1 by thermal imager again. This happens prior to immigration, presumably so they can quarantine you in no mans land. Nope, no cough, no fever, nothing. Thanks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The cab ride here from the Kolkata airport was something of a piece of work. The pre-paid taxi desk was closed, so I was reduced to haggling with the dudes out by the curb. I&#8217;m not much of a haggler &#8211; my rules are simple. If I get even a whiff of bullshit &#8211; I walk. So, I walked past three dudes until the guy with the cell phone came over and said &#8220;they all work for me. You need a cab?&#8221; Got a rate from him, I picked the first driver who had approached me, and off we went.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cars in this city communicate much like geese. The constant honking is to prevent collisions. There&#8217;s no malice there, just honking. And pollution. Ungh. Plus, rampant poverty &#8211; desperation &#8211; etc. Still the memory of the poverty just outside the walls is fading as I sit in my air conditioned splendor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And before that? The flying? The four hour puddle jumper Emirates air flight was not so luxurious as the 12 hour one. It was more like flying domestic coach. Still, I got my vegetarian meal &#8211; which is more than I would expect on any US domestic flight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s get one thing straight, right off the bat. I like my new bathroom. The one in Boston. I like it a lot &#8211; but there are bathrooms out there in the world that put it to shame &#8211; and I just bathed in one.&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1856","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-bloggin","category-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1856","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1856"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1856\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1857,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1856\/revisions\/1857"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}