{"id":1848,"date":"2009-12-18T07:57:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-18T12:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/?p=1848"},"modified":"2020-04-29T18:20:34","modified_gmt":"2020-04-29T22:20:34","slug":"last-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/2009\/12\/18\/last-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Last Day"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Woke up thinking &#8220;I get to go home today.&#8221; Of course, I need to get through from now (7am) to when my plane leaves (11:10pm). Fifteen hours after that, it&#8217;ll be 4:45am in New York, and my plane will land. Tanned, rested, and lively &#8211; I will bounce off the plane, catch a puddle jumper to Boston, and meet Jen at approximately 8:10am on Saturday. Perhaps then I will go to Judo, catch up on housework, and then go to her boss&#8217;s holiday party in the evening.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I feel good enough right now that this actually seems like a reasonable sort of schedule for a &#8220;day.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yesterday was pretty much as expected. My Kingfisher flight got me to Delhi around 11:45 on Wed, and I got to the hotel around 1 in the morning. The Delhi Hyatt Regency is, perhaps, more palatial than the one in Kolkata. As mentioned on Facebook, my room is smaller and contains (among other things):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* A switch next to the bed to make the curtains open<br>* A square bathtub. I was filled with the urge to bathe, just to see how it worked. Turns out that it&#8217;s deep enough to sit up comfortably. Simple as that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Not to gush about the hotel some more, but this place is massive. Breakfast is quite the production. Indian, Western, Asian foods &#8230; a juice bar that amounts to huge piles of fruit and a blender. When I have a few more minutes I&#8217;ll post pictures.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yesterday&#8217;s session was good, but frustrating at the end. About 30 people showed up from all over India &#8211; various Apple resellers and partners &#8211; to listen to me hold forth on compute clusters and so forth. I talked fairly free-form for about four hours. During the last hour they rolled in a pair of Mac Pros. I&#8217;m still talking, keep in mind. They put operating systems on the machines and rig some cables. I&#8217;m still talking. Then one of the guys is like &#8220;Chris, can I switch over the video?&#8221; I&#8217;m like &#8220;why?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;So you can do your demo.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Demo? Oh yeah, right. There&#8217;s a demo. On which computers? Those? My software doesn&#8217;t run on Mac Pros. It runs on Xserves. And, um, could we take a coffee break so I could look at this frankencomputer you&#8217;ve built? Right. You folks go get coffee, I&#8217;ll just be a sec.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I wound up saying &#8220;no.&#8221; It was too much. I flailed in front of the audience, on live video, for about half an hour and then just called it. &#8220;We&#8217;ll get this set up tonight, come back for tomorrow&#8217;s session.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then the big boss and I went for dinner. Southern Indian food this time. They keep pushing KFC on me and I&#8217;m like (a) vegetarian, and (b) I am in INDIA. I want to eat INDIAN food. I want it to be VEGETARIAN and SPICY. I even tried real butter-milk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So: One more day. Class until 4pm. Meeting with potential customer at 5:30pm. Then to the airport.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh yeah, and trinkets have been obtained. Woot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Woke up thinking &#8220;I get to go home today.&#8221; Of course, I need to get through from now (7am) to when my plane leaves (11:10pm). Fifteen hours after that, it&#8217;ll be 4:45am in New York, and my plane will land. 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