{"id":1722,"date":"2010-02-24T00:43:43","date_gmt":"2010-02-24T05:43:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/?p=1722"},"modified":"2020-04-11T14:38:27","modified_gmt":"2020-04-11T18:38:27","slug":"keeping-up-appearances","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/2010\/02\/24\/keeping-up-appearances\/","title":{"rendered":"Keeping up Appearances"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>So I&#8217;m on the road again &#8211; but to a familiar place (Atlanta). I am, however, doing an unfamiliar dance. I appear to have lost lock and allowed five (ten? fifteen?) years to pass. Perhaps it was more. This is not my beautiful house &#8211; but I am not the new kid anymore. Suddenly, I find myself in the role of the dude who knows what he&#8217;s doing &#8211; and who gets to show someone the ropes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Back in the day, I worked at a company called ERIM. They put me in DC for a couple of summers &#8211; since they got contractual points for having someone onsite with The Man &#8211; and I was 20 years old and thought that paid travel was sweet and a per diem was a daily bonus. On the first trip, my grandboss (boss&#8217;s boss) traveled with me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We got to the Hertz counter at BWI, he got his keys from the nice lady, and I was stopped cold for &#8211; well &#8211; being 20 years old and knowing nothing. After I flailed for a bit, said metaboss (John) leaned in and said (of me) &#8220;he made his reservation exactly like I did.&#8221; They continued to dither and whine about how I wasn&#8217;t 25 &#8230; or some other crap. He calmly got on his cell phone, talked for a few seconds, and then hung up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A few minutes later, the phone on the desk at the Hertz counter rang. The clerk picked it up, said &#8220;yes sir,&#8221; a couple of times, hung up, apologized to me, and gave me a car.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I shit you not.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That is still my absolute benchmark for power. I have no idea how he made that phone ring &#8211; (I suspect that he called our travel agent) &#8211; but it impressed the everliving hell out of me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I find that I have similar chops now. I roll like &#8211; if not a hurricane &#8211; at least a tropical depression. I skim right over potholes and bumps in the road that used to stop me cold.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I have no idea what we&#8217;re going to do tomorrow &#8211; but it&#8217;ll be cool. The phrase du jour is &#8220;hey, <strong>you<\/strong> called <strong>me<\/strong>.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I say &#8220;we,&#8221; because I&#8217;m traveling with someone who reports to me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ah life &#8211; you are a funny one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m on the road again &#8211; but to a familiar place (Atlanta). I am, however, doing an unfamiliar dance. I appear to have lost lock and allowed five (ten? fifteen?) years to pass. Perhaps it was more. This is not my beautiful house &#8211;&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,61,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1722","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consulting","category-just-bloggin","category-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1722","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1722"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1722\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1723,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1722\/revisions\/1723"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1722"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1722"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1722"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}