{"id":1560,"date":"2010-08-26T22:18:02","date_gmt":"2010-08-27T02:18:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/?p=1560"},"modified":"2020-04-05T13:26:26","modified_gmt":"2020-04-05T17:26:26","slug":"a-notional-dialogue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/2010\/08\/26\/a-notional-dialogue\/","title":{"rendered":"A notional dialogue"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Was discussing various things with <a href=\"http:\/\/redmed.livejournal.com\/\">redmed<\/a> this evening via skype, and the topic of wolverines came up. Wolverines, for those who don\u2019t know, are the meanest member of the weasel family. Skunks are also members of the weasel family. The discussion started with skunks, since we apparently have one who hangs out on our porch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anyway, the conversation led to the observation that in a fight between a wolverine and a skunk, the wolverine would win easily. It would smell bad afterwards \u2013 but that\u2019s okay because the only thing in the nostrils of a wolverine is BADASS.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We turned to the fact that wolverines routinely drive cougars off their kills. The following hypothetical dialogue ensued:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>wolverine<\/strong> rrr<br><strong>cougar<\/strong> dude, this is totally mine. I \u2026<br><strong>wolverine<\/strong> \u00a0RRRRR!<br><strong>couger<\/strong> dude, I\u2019m bigger than you \u2013 longer legs \u2013 I\u2019ve got you by like a hundred pounds<br><strong>wolverine<\/strong> rrrr *NIP*<br><strong>cougar<\/strong> DUDE! WTF?<br><strong>wolverine<\/strong> RRR! *NIP* *SLAP*<br><strong>cougar<\/strong> Damn hombre, I\u2019m movin\u2019 I\u2019m moving\u2019<br><strong>wolverine<\/strong> rrr (eat) rrrr<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Of course, this led to the following relationship summary for and me:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Two wolverines<\/strong> rrr \/ rrr (snuggle)<br><strong>everyone else<\/strong> (thank god)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Was discussing various things with redmed this evening via skype, and the topic of wolverines came up. Wolverines, for those who don\u2019t know, are the meanest member of the weasel family. Skunks are also members of the weasel family. The discussion started with skunks, since&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-real-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1560","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1560"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1560\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1561,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1560\/revisions\/1561"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}