{"id":1486,"date":"2011-01-11T08:15:52","date_gmt":"2011-01-11T13:15:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/?p=1486"},"modified":"2020-04-04T13:27:37","modified_gmt":"2020-04-04T17:27:37","slug":"the-end-of-the-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/2011\/01\/11\/the-end-of-the-internet\/","title":{"rendered":"The End of the Internet"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I am saddened to report on the end of the internet. It has achieved its purpose, and may now be shut down. What we have here is dudes in dinosaur costume, playing glam rock. Not just any glam rock, mind you, but a lullaby to the last mammoth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><object width=\"640\" height=\"385\"><\/object><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A <a href=\"http:\/\/paleochick.blogspot.com\/2011\/01\/hevisaurus.html\">loose translation, courtesy of paleochick:<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><code>\"Brushing his long hair<br>Blowing his trunk as well<br>He cleans his tusks<br>On top of the cold permafrost<br>He lays down his great and mighty head<br>And straightens his tail<br>The wind blows<br>All land covered in snow<br>He falls asleep under the tree<br>Good night, the last mammoth<br>It's time to go to sleep<br>Good night, the last mammoth<br>You will be remembered\"<\/code><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s time to go to sleep. Good night, the last mammoth. You will be remembered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yeah, I think that our work here is done.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am saddened to report on the end of the internet. It has achieved its purpose, and may now be shut down. What we have here is dudes in dinosaur costume, playing glam rock. Not just any glam rock, mind you, but a lullaby to&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1486","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1486"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1486\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1487,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1486\/revisions\/1487"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}